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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 04:50

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Minds and Behinds

Why do people with trauma easily recognize other people with trauma through eye contact?

Still no good.

Still no good

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

For the First Time, Scientists Spot Water Around a Young Star Similar to Our Sun - The Daily Galaxy

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Hysterias & Posteriors

Loons and Moons

Ryan Blaney hits right notes in Nashville, lands first Cup Series win of season - NASCAR.com

Nuts and Butts

Freaks and Cheeks

Mormon Wives Come Together for Season 2 Reunion -- But One Major MokTok Member Is Missing! - TooFab

So, the docs changed it to read

No, not a chance

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What are the differences between red and blue LED lights for skin treatment?

Unacceptable again!

Another attempt resulted in ...

They put up a sign reading

Tesla Stock Is Falling on a Downgrade. The Musk-Trump Feud Isn’t Helping. - Barron's

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No way

Why is Google betting big on anthropic?

share office space ...

Just Forget it!

Everyone loved it.

It’s true, cutting calories will make you depressed - The Times

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Then came..

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

How can people balance religious beliefs with seeking professional mental health care?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Are there any specific brands of infrared sauna blankets that are recommended by health professionals?

Next, they tried...

So they tried

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Catatonics & High Colonics

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No go.