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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 04:50

Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds
Why do people with trauma easily recognize other people with trauma through eye contact?
Still no good.
Still no good
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
For the First Time, Scientists Spot Water Around a Young Star Similar to Our Sun - The Daily Galaxy
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Hysterias & Posteriors
Loons and Moons
Ryan Blaney hits right notes in Nashville, lands first Cup Series win of season - NASCAR.com
Nuts and Butts
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Freaks and Cheeks
Mormon Wives Come Together for Season 2 Reunion -- But One Major MokTok Member Is Missing! - TooFab
So, the docs changed it to read
No, not a chance
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What are the differences between red and blue LED lights for skin treatment?
Unacceptable again!
Another attempt resulted in ...
They put up a sign reading
Tesla Stock Is Falling on a Downgrade. The Musk-Trump Feud Isn’t Helping. - Barron's
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
Why is Google betting big on anthropic?
share office space ...
Just Forget it!
Everyone loved it.
It’s true, cutting calories will make you depressed - The Times
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
How can people balance religious beliefs with seeking professional mental health care?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Next, they tried...
So they tried
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No go.